Not Me Monday!

Is it already Monday? And did I really have 2.5 weeks off of work and have to go back today? I guess so! Time for another "Not Me Monday!"...

• This weekend, while my husband was home, I totally did not sneak upstairs and pretend to fold clothes while he was downstairs with the kids. Nor did I lay down in my bed while he thought I was folding clothes. Nope, not me, I always finish my house work before I do anything else!
• I totally didn't exchange two of the kids' Christmas gifts for food and necessities this weekend and then make money off of the deal. That would just be ridiculous!
• While buying breakfast at work this morning, I totally did not whip out a large Ziploc bag full of quarters and count exact change to give the cashier (while several others waited in line behind me). No, I would never embarrass myself like that! The people behind me were probably thinking, "Geeze, she must not need a pay raise, she's got tons of money!"
• I definitely did not laugh hysterically while my daughter unrolled a ton of toilet paper, broke it in small pieces, and repeatedly kept wiping my sons nose. She doesn't like boogies just as much as her mother doesn't! No, I would never let her do that!
• I totally haven't been bitten by the baby bug again every time I look at Landon. No, he does not still weigh more than my daughter (who is 15 months his elder). My baby isn't growing up WAY too fast!

Go on over to MckMama's blog and see what she didn't do today!